Monday, September 09, 2019

Another talking dog

I was walking by a man and his dog on the street and I bent down and put my hand out like I do when I want to alert a dog I want to pet them.

At some point in my life, I learned it's rude in Seattle to not ask the owner if you can pet their dog, so I asked the guy. He said, "Why don't you ask him?" And the dog said in a husky, irritated take-no-shit voice, "No, lady! Leave me alone! Why do you people think you can just bend down and touch my head whenever you want?!"

😱